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Welcome To Th' Gran'e Prairie Wheelers Cyclin' Club Homepage
Th' goal of th' Gran'e Prairie Wheelers Cyclin' Club is t'promote th' use of th' bicycle fo' spo't, recreashun, an' transpo'tashun, an' as one of th' bess ways t'have fun, as enny fool kin plainly see. Th' club offers a wide variety of ackivities t'its members an' incourages all cyclin' inthusiasts t'join them, dawgone it. Th' Wheelers is affiliated wif
th' Alberta Bicycle Associashun.
(Thar is days we jest hate t'ride alone.)
Road Trip! Fry mah hide! WooHoo! Fry mah hide! Fo' them who is interested, we will be meetin' at th' Crystal Centre at 12:00 Noon on Sunday May 30, 2004 t'
car pool t'Ft. St. John-Boy t'take in th' fust Challenge Cup Road Race of th' year.
Th' Wheelers held their fust mountain bike race of th' season on May 16. Fourteen riders took part but Steve Magusin held off an early challenge by Greg Poirier an' proved t'be th' class of th' field, cuss it all t' tarnation. Results
Th' Wheelers annual juneral meetin' will be held on Wednesday, March 31 at 7:00 pm at th' Muskoseepi park pavilion, as enny fool kin plainly see. See yo' thar! Fry mah hide!
Regular Club Ackivities
Tuesdays, 7:PM (6:30 PM April an' Ockober)
See club schedule fo' locashuns. Ev'ryone welcome.
Mountain Bike Rides
Thursdays, 7:00 PM (6:30 PM April, Seppember, an' Ockober)
Meet at th' Crystal Center parkin' lot. All welcome.
Mountain Bike Races
Monthly, April - Ockober: Challenge yo'seff. Git dirty an' haf fun! Fry mah hide! See club schedule fo' dates an' locashuns.
Both on an' off-road, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Weekends through th' summer.
When th' scenery is too nice, ride slow an' stop lots.
--Cyclin' helmet (ANSI, Snell o' CSA approved) At light speed a skid lid holds yer hair in place.
--Bicycle in fine wawkin' o'der Yo' kin ride further in a day then yo'd evah care t'walk. Shet mah mouth! Don't git stran'ed wif mechanical failure.
--Cyclin' gloves an' sho'ts (Recommended)
Wear yer helmet ev'ry time yo' ride.
Dont leave home wifout it.
Wear bright colo'ed clothin' an' ride defensively.
See an' be see.
Keep yer bike in fine wawkin' o'der.
Carry a small tool kit an' patch kit on yer bike at all times.
A quick fix beats walkin'.
Allus take grub an' water wif yo' on long rides.
A few loonies is also useful, ah reckon.
Dress fo' th' weather an' be prepared fo' weather changes
durin' yer ride.
Its also a fine idea t'let someone knows whar yo' plan t'
ride an' when yo' speck t'be back. Shet mah mouth!
Steve Magusin (President) (780) 539-4134
Greg Poirier (Vice President) (780) 532-1865
James Proudfoot (Noosletter) (780) 532-4348
mo'e info. a-comin' soon
May 16 MTB
2003 Race Results
2002 Race Results
2001 Race Results
Time Trial Reco'ds
2002 Challenge Cup MTB
2002 Pappys' Day MTB
Billy Joe Co'co'an's Helter-skelter Quick
GP's Shady Junckshun
2001 April Fools Page
2002 April Fools Page
2003 April Fools Page
2004 April Fools Page